FAQ

What am I actually buying?

A single numbered place in one of our monuments, and the right to put a small amount of text in it. That's it. No token, no certificate, no equity in anything.

Is it really permanent?

It's permanent in the way a website is permanent: it stays up as long as the site does. We intend to keep these up indefinitely. We are not promising to outlive the sun.

Why is my entry not showing up?

Every entry is reviewed by a human before it appears. This usually happens quickly. Until then, your place is paid for and reserved.

Can I edit my entry later?

Not in the current version. Write it like it's going on a tombstone, because it sort of is.

What if my entry is rejected?

We reject entries that are illegal, hateful, spammy, or impersonating someone. Rejected entries are hidden and are not automatically refunded. If you think we got it wrong, email us.

Do you offer refunds?

Places are non-refundable once purchased, except where required by law or at our discretion. We are selling you a spot in a joke monument; please buy accordingly.

What are the badges?

Purely vanity. Founder is place #1. First 100 and First 1000 are exactly what they sound like. They confer no powers.

Can I buy more than one place?

Yes. Buy as many as you like. Each is a separate place with its own number.

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